The Injury Bug

Since day #7 of this season a total of six (6) Maple Leafs have missed games due to injury or illness. First it was the two netminders, Vokoun and Boucher, who went down with minor labia tears on day #7. On Day #9, Roberts was having an arthritis flare up while Ranger only had your every day lower body injury. Finally, Frolov and Little had to leave the game early on day #11 because they could not play through the pain of the gonorrhea. Apparently they met a hot little fan after the last game and ran a train on her, but little did they know, she had already contracted the STD after sleeping with Detroit's GM, Derek Chaiken. :) At least, Frolov managed to score two goals before rushing off the ice to piss fire. Warning...if you do this girl you will get gonorrhea...but would you really care!?